Posted on January 22nd, 2012
Sports and Fitness
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Posted on January 22nd, 2012
Have you ever stopped to think about how you might catch
yourself a monkey?
Well, it's simple really, even for the monkey trapping novice.
Here's what you need to do'.
Step 1: Go to where monkeys hang out.
Step 2: Put a stack of peanuts in a small jar tied to a rope.
Step 3: Go hide in the bushes (holding the other end of the
rope).
Step 4: Watch the monkey jump from the tree to stuff it's fist
into the jar to grab the nuts.
Step 5: Walk slowly towards the monkey.
Step 6: Watch the monkey's ...Read the rest of this entry »
Self Improvement
Posted on January 22nd, 2012
RebaTheDiva: This monkey is an effing genius.
2012-01-22 · Reply
jessicaHmadukar: @josephine_amber dad said it was a minor concussion :( I hate monkey bars.
2012-01-22 · Reply
Half_Vasq: @D_swagg23 look at d monkey!!!! Wouldn't have chilled with u bro
2012-01-22 · Reply
Tyler13Raney: When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language #hangover2
2012-01-22 · Reply
Big_Phill_: Who remembers thr 3 eyed monkey on nickelodeon that said "Hi, Im ...Read the rest of this entry »
Spirituality
Posted on January 15th, 2012
Sports and Fitness
Posted on January 15th, 2012
If you own a pet than you are already aware that you will always need to purchase pet supplies but, you just dread heading to your local pet store because it is such a hassle. Well, there is a great solution to this dreaded task. Go and visit online pet stores instead. These stores are a great option for you if for any reason you find yourself not able to make it to a real pet store.
You may even live too far away from your local pet store that it becomes inconvenient to make regular trips to ...Read the rest of this entry »
Home and Family
Posted on January 15th, 2012
jezsiema: #iThoughtYouWereCuteUntil you behaved like a monkey where you're not supposed to!! Kids these days! T.T
2012-01-15 · Reply
LOS_V3g4s: @Sheerpurfekshun
Domino on yo monkey ass!!!
2012-01-15 · Reply
xGetTheseBalls: @chzbizman @xluongbrox a baboon I am no monkey sir hahaha
2012-01-15 · Reply
AlliPaigeWebb: never gonna forget the night you got me my purple monkey.(:
#perfectsurprise
2012-01-15 · Reply
th3evilm0nkey: RT @wormi_normi: Evil ...Read the rest of this entry »
Technology
Posted on January 8th, 2012
Sports and Fitness
Posted on January 8th, 2012
sheNOTperfect__: RT @_EnvyKeraMOORE: Monkey see , monkey do ! #gracious .
2012-01-08 · Reply
omarhaimour: @Staff_9 Thanks for getting that playoff monkey off our back. #golions
2012-01-08 · Reply
aleeeesa0890: @_CICInnamon_ why is that his nickname? Reminds me of monkey poop
2012-01-08 · Reply
_NoManiFound: I only have on a sports bra&my monkey pajama pants&im still hot -__-
2012-01-08 · Reply
Bitch_Im_Raw: U lil grease monkey
2012-01-08 ·
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News and Society
Posted on January 8th, 2012
There once was a happy monkey wandering the jungle, eating
delicious fruit when hungry, and resting when tired. One day he
came upon a house, where he saw a bowl of the most beautiful
apples. He took one in each hand and ran back into the forest.
He sniffed the apples and smelled nothing. He tried to eat them,
but hurt his teeth. They were made of wood, but they were
beautiful, and when the other monkeys saw them, he held onto
them even tighter.
He admired his new possessions proudly as he ...Read the rest of this entry »
Self Improvement
Posted on January 1st, 2012
potterthav: Larger monkey groups lose fights because they contain more deserters
2012-01-01 · Reply
LeslieFrancis1: Monkey stolen from SF Zoo found in good health: A beloved squirrel monkey that had been stolen from the San Francisco Zoo has been fo...
2012-01-01 · Reply
TaraPercle: Monkey stolen from SF Zoo found in good health: A beloved squirrel monkey that had been stolen from the San Francisco Zoo has been fo...
2012-01-01 · Reply
stevemirer: Monkey ...Read the rest of this entry »
Food and Beverage
Posted on January 1st, 2012
Are you a pet owner? If you are, you likely take steps to ensure that your pet is happy and healthy. Unfortunately, many pet owners find it difficult to do so, especially where food is concerned. In April of 2007, a large pet food recall left many pet owners wondering what they should feed their pets. Although time has passed since that recall, many pet owners still second guess their decision to feed their pets "traditional," pet foods. If you are one of those pet owners, consider feeding your ...Read the rest of this entry »
Food and Beverage
Posted on January 1st, 2012
Internet
Posted on December 25th, 2011
Technology
Posted on December 25th, 2011
When the mind was fidgety, like a monkey
When you felt restless, it helped to understand drives. The mind
perceived, recognized and interpreted. It set goals and acted.
Those five faculties were managed by sovereign intelligences.
Out of these, it was the fourth intelligence, which set goals,
by translating feelings into drives. A feeling of fear dictated
an escape drive, whose purpose was to achieve safety. That
demanded instant responses, varying across species. A deer
bounded away. A bird ...Read the rest of this entry »
Self Improvement
Posted on December 25th, 2011
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2011-12-24 · Reply
DutchbrosLuv: Enter @CokieTheCat's Giveaway! Prizes include a $200 Petco card or a yr's supply of @naturalbalance pet food! http://t.co/O6wWofsj #RosePets
2011-12-24 · Reply
kellydsaver: Enter @CokieTheCat's Giveaway! Prizes include a $200 Petco card or a yr's supply of @naturalbalance pet food!
...Read the rest of this entry »
Hobbies
Posted on December 18th, 2011
Some find the term, "monkey mind", upsetting, derogatory, and
insulting. This is a shame, as the point is lost, the ego is
involved, and a natural human defense goes up. After all, we are
supposed to be the "king of the primates," aren't we?
The first time I heard the expression, "monkey mind," in regard
to meditation, I thought of Swayambhunath Stupa, in Kathmandu,
Nepal. Sometimes, this is named, the "monkey temple," and it
made me laugh inside, as monkeys need supervision in human
settings. ...Read the rest of this entry »
Health
Posted on December 18th, 2011
Writing
Posted on December 18th, 2011
emilyz_999: VIDEO: Don't forget a holiday gift for your pet: According to a survey from the American Pet Products Associatio... http://t.co/V3bgN2bZ
2011-12-18 · Reply
Gaynelleet15: Ourpets Play-N-Squeak Whack Attack Toy: OurPet's Company - Play-N-Squeak Whack AttackTails Pet Supply ID: COPCT1... http://t.co/UQSsurLl
2011-12-18 · Reply
fgp9: VIDEO: Don't forget a holiday gift for your pet: Peter Warshauer of Hull scoffed at the idea of buying Christmas...
...Read the rest of this entry »
Writing
Posted on December 11th, 2011
Pets make wonderful additions to our families, providing companionship, protection, and unconditional love. However, they can also wreak havoc on our carpets, due to house training and its inevitable learning curve, occasional illness, and everyday, unavoidable accidents. Learning to remove pet stains and remove odors will become a blessing.A well-trained house pet will cause fewer accidents than an animal that is not, but even with the best-behaved pet, it will be necessary to remove urine ...Read the rest of this entry »
Home Improvement
Posted on December 11th, 2011
Education
